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shariv67

  1. I believe I just saw the person who was the inspiration for the Weeble. Il y a environ 9 heures via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. It's always "Too hard. Too soft. Too short. Too thick." I'm never inviting Goldilocks to another orgy. Il y a environ 11 heures via web
  3. I'm dressed in my vinyl catsuit, going door to door collecting treats that will go right to my ass because, y'know. It's Friday. Il y a environ 12 heures via web
  4. I'm tweeting from an airplane because I really want my last words to be a dick joke. Il y a environ 13 heures via web
  5. Every time through airport security it's the same deal. They hand inspect my vibrator & make me demonstrate it to prove it's not a bomb. Il y a environ 14 heures via OpenBeak
  6. Every stick of gum is an opportunity to make a new friend. But why have a new friend, when you can have GUM BOULDER! 4:32 PM Oct 28th via web
  7. If someone got the song "Raspberry Beret" stuck in your head & you killed them, I would vote to acquit. Unless that person was me. Just now. 2:05 PM Oct 28th via web
  8. @DadNeedsADrink Woo-HOO! @JET_AZ 11:40 AM Oct 28th via web en réponse à DadNeedsADrink
  9. @DadNeedsADrink @JET_AZ Is horror porn a real thing? It should be. I'm jonesing for Night of the Giving Head or the TX Gangbang Massacre. 11:33 AM Oct 28th via web en réponse à DadNeedsADrink
  10. A porno I don't want to see: Edward's Scissorhandjob. 10:50 AM Oct 28th via web
  11. Hollywood casting news: Wilford Brimley & Paris Hilton to play Beetus & Sluthead. 8:53 AM Oct 28th via web
  12. When there are plenty of flu shots to go around, I never get one. I'm only in it for the exclusive mystique. 7:58 AM Oct 28th via web
  13. Now pitching my CSI script in which the Golden Shower Killer slips up & eats asparagus. 6:51 PM Oct 27th via web
  14. My BFF married two guys, both named Dave, but the first one spelled it a-s-s-h-o-l-e. 4:57 PM Oct 27th via web
  15. Save time. Smoke &/or eat a sammich *while* having sex. It's the most important habit of highly effective hobags. 4:02 PM Oct 27th via web
  16. The guys who thought I was hot in college had stringent criteria: 1) Must have a pulse. 2) Must have a vagina. And #2 was often negotiable. 2:03 PM Oct 27th via web
  17. I thought the kid wanted to play "who can make the goofiest face," but he just had crossed eyes & a harelip. I still won, though. 12:54 PM Oct 27th via web
  18. I read somewhere that sneezes are a type of orgasm. So yeah. I'm totally multi-orgasmic. 8:05 AM Oct 27th via web