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Boys of McKinley High, there's this thing you should try called deodorant, you put it under your arms so you don't smell like German food.
2:25 PM Apr 22nd
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I'm not an upstanding member of society; I'm an OUTstanding one!
6:40 PM Apr 20th
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Lauren Conrad is launching a beauty site and staking further claim to an entire career that should be mine.
1:05 PM Apr 20th
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You know that if you turn out the lights and bite into a wintergreen lifesavers, chances are I'll be making out with you.
2:25 PM Apr 19th
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I don't think brunettes should be allowed to ride in convertibles. Or vote.
1:10 PM Apr 18th
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If my health insurance wants me to take preventative medicine, why the hell don’t they cover Botox?!
4:05 PM Apr 13th
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They say blondes have more fun. I say they have more friends, better skin, and just flat-out better lives.
4:33 PM Apr 11th
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.@ your new video is hot. From one MILF to another, will you please make a workout video already? It’s almost swimsuit season!
3:15 PM Apr 8th
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ScarJo is dating Sean Penn?? That's like me going to prom with a sexy old catcher's mitt.
6:08 PM Apr 4th
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Sometimes I feel like the world would be a better place if everyone were a little sexier.
12:15 PM Apr 3rd
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Love Brit's new album but her hit ‘Hold it Against Me’ is a ripoff of my original songs ‘Fries With That Shake’ and ‘Are Those Space Pants?’
2:05 PM Apr 2nd
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K-Fed got another girl pregnant. Maury Povich should host a fertility competition show between K-Fed and Lil Wayne called “Daddy Max”.
5:00 PM Apr 1st
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Tiger Woods has a new 22-year old girlfriend. But his ex-wife has a new $12 million mansion .
4:09 PM Mar 23rd
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Kiss me, I’m attractive.
6:45 PM Mar 17th
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Detention after school. Apparently, it’s “overreacting” to punch a boy for being rude enough to wish me a happy “Fat Tuesday”.
5:42 PM Mar 8th
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I hate winter. My scale and I aren’t speaking right now.
12:19 PM Mar 4th
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Valentine’s Day is such a hassle when you’re pretty!
6:02 PM Feb 14th
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Glad JWoww is an artist. Those giant cans of hers will make for quite a canvas.
3:57 PM Jan 31st
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Don't let those haters at the razzies get you down, Jenny Aniston. You'll always have me as fan.
4:08 PM Jan 28th
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Secretly missing the days when I could eat funnel cake for breakfast.
3:03 PM Jan 27th
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