Queen_UK
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Victoria Beckham has been on the phone. Thinks she might have left David in the Abbey. The DoE thinks he's probably hiding somewhere.
Il y a environ 3 heures
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Nick Clegg on the phone, wanting to know if Mrs Clegg "left her lippy in the downstairs loo".
Il y a environ 9 heures
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A chandelier?! How on earth did he end up swinging from a chandelier?! Prince Harry, come down this instant.
Il y a environ 13 heures
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One's loaned the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge one's helicopter to fly off for their honeymoon.
Il y a environ 14 heures
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Someone get one a cup of tea, a bacon sandwich and a slice of wedding cake.
Il y a environ 16 heures
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Approximately 3/4 full of gin, 1/4 full of wedding cake and 100% full of happiness. God Save One.
2:17 PM Apr 29th
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In celebration of the Royal Wedding, one has ordered one's Keeper of the Gin to reveal the Royal Cocktails recipes:
1:19 PM Apr 29th
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The King of Tonga wasn't officially invited to this evening's reception but one understands he's been impossible to move on. Loves a party.
1:00 PM Apr 29th
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Text from the Pope: "Watched the whole thing on TV. You looked A-MAZ-ING. Love, love, love that hat!"
12:22 PM Apr 29th
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Having a little celebratory gin.
11:06 AM Apr 29th
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False alarm, it was Mr Cameron looking for a portaloo.
8:00 AM Apr 29th
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Is that Tony Blair on the lawn?
7:50 AM Apr 29th
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Right, off to Sandringham with the DoE for a quiet weekend away shortly. Do not trash the palace, Harry.
7:43 AM Apr 29th
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Someone have Phillip Schofield oiled and sent over here. The Queen of Spain is beside herself with excitement.
6:35 AM Apr 29th
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Lunch finished. Queen medley coming up. Don't stop one now, one's having such a good time, one's having a ball!
6:17 AM Apr 29th
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The RAF will now fly onto the continent and fire a few warning shots at France.
5:31 AM Apr 29th
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OK you lot, out on the balcony. One's people await.
5:24 AM Apr 29th
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Do not even think about letting Fearne Cotton into the Palace.
5:05 AM Apr 29th
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One's Keeper of the Gin has knocked up a new 'Royal' cocktail for today: Gin, cranberry juice and lemonade. The Queen of Spain loves it.
4:59 AM Apr 29th
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One does wish The King of Tonga wouldn't do that.
4:51 AM Apr 29th
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- Nom Elizabeth Windsor
- Localisation The United Kingdom
- Web http://on.fb.me/j...
- Bio By the Grace of God, Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, wife to the DoE, mother, grandmother, great-grandmother (fictional)
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