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HOLDING...
Woman plans to hold smile indefinitely until construction worker tells her it's okay to stop
If he was that forceful when he told her to start smiling, he must have an equally passionate opinion on when she should stop.
Sophie Kohn
A LITTLE BIT OF...
Lou Bega announces surprise release of Mambos 6 through 48
A little bit more Bega in our lives; a little bit of dancing with our husbands and wives.
Jeremy Woodcock
FULL MENU
Guy who works from home introduces all-day breakfast
Nice to know that you can still enjoy some Froot Loops, even on your seventh break of the day.
FLO & JOAN
Caesars are better than mimosas
JUST FOR LAUGHS
What Canadian history is really about
MAD DAD
Local dad blossoming into old reactionary conservative
Alex Brault
WHY-PHONE
Apple unveils groundbreaking iPhone with respiratory system, reptilian brain function
Ned Petrie
ADVERTORIAL
This man makes doctors furious with one easy trick: his fake medical degree
NOTE TO SELF
Independent women
NO RUSH
REPORT: Coworker who emailed you currently en route to your desk to tell you he emailed you
Sophie Kohn
STAR STRATEGIES
How to start conversations with famous people
Anne T. Donahue
LIFE CHOICES
Indecisive Ryerson student struggling to choose a major asshole to sleep with
Sophie Kohn
DOES NOT FEEL FINE
REM sees surge in royalties as nuclear tensions escalate
Joel Buxton
NAME GAME
Newborn Mikkaaehyllah already exhausted from parents' high hopes for exceptional child
Sophie Kohn
SHOWS
CBC Comedy Tuesdays return September 26
ROYAL FAMILY
William, Kate worry third child may experience classic 'youngest child' and 'will never be monarch' syndrome
PERFECT MATCH
Man late for job interview with TTC hired immediately
Dan Kalmar
JOB WELL DONE
Freelance writer rewards herself with 4-hour nap, pedicure, shopping spree after spell-checking one word
Cara Connors
EVERYDAY CANADIAN
The Canadian Purge
FITNESS
I just want to get smaller!
SAD!
STUDY: Popular high school kids don't become happy adults, nor do losers, nor does anyone
Ned Petrie
POPS HAS CHOPS
Father hits dad joke jackpot with birth of son on Labour Day
Laura Salvas
OBJECTIFICATION
Hot 24-year-old millennial would appreciate if you'd stop staring at her personal brand
Sophie Kohn
HERE COMES THE MEC
Vancouver woman finds perfect breathable, moisture-wicking wedding dress at MEC
Sophie Kohn