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UH, THANKS
Helpful Elon Musk ideas we will see in the coming years
We're all so grateful for his constant generosity.
HIS WIIIIIIIIIIIFE
I am beginning to suspect that my husband is Sacha Baron Cohen
It all started innocently enough.
EXPIRATION DATE
'Sorry I can't make it — I'm busy,' says woman 20 minutes into bad date
“When you can’t go on a date with someone, all you have to say is, ‘Sorry, I can’t make it! I’m busy!’” she explains. “So I decided to go with that.”
COB OR NOTHING!
Summer Plans (Corn Poem)
HOT STUFF
The 5 types of summertime Instagram posts
CONSPIRACIES
8 childhood cartoons that clearly pushed a globalist, new world order agenda
SOUL DECISION
Some actors take themselves too seriously
FOR FAX SAKE
I've been saying 'fax me' as a joke for years and now I have thousands of faxes to respond to
ENJOY THE FLIGHT
Ways to discourage your airplane seatmate from striking up a conversation
TROUBLE CLEF
Less successful summer music festivals
RISKY BUSINESS
Tom Cruise to unnecessarily do all own stunts for new animated film
SWEDEHEARTS
IKEA HEKTAR lamp can predict with startling accuracy which new lovebirds are doomed
NOTHING FANCY
Here's what it's like to be Paul Giamatti's personal chef
MARTHA CHAVES
Canada has two different seasons
CBC MOMEDY
Toronto condos to come with a mom who asks you to go through the stuff in her basement and decide what to keep
OLD NEWS
Babe Ruth could not compete in today's Major Leagues! He would be 123 years old!
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
Love developed on the Internet
AGING
A look inside Canada's Celine Dion–themed retirement home
ESCAPE
A Canadian translation of the Piña Colada song
LAUGHTERLIFE
A list of ways to put the FUN in FUNERAL!
MMMMMNOT MUFFINS
The key differences between muffins and cupcakes
THE PUGLY TRUTH
Pug daydreaming about murdering owner who placed bowtie on him
SEDUCTION
Excerpts from The Comma Sutra
