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GATHER 'ROUND
Terrifying campfire stories for 30-something life
Snuggle up close to your friend-with-whom-you’re-in-a-confusing-and-ambiguous-quasi-romantic-relationship, because you’re about to be spooked to the very centre of your being.
Sophie Kohn
HAIRRORISM
First hair wash after salon appointment transforms elegant woman into horrific swamp creature from hell
“Look, I stretched it out as long as I possibly could,” Whalen sighed. “But this morning, I absolutely had to wash my hair.”
Sophie Kohn
CAN U HEAR ME NOW
My choice not to own a cellphone is the cool way to make everyone constantly terrified I have gone missing
Not everyone “gets” what it is to be a completely free and irresponsible spirit like myself.
Jeremy Woodcock
S.O.S.
Mamma Mia! is a cinematic act of emotional terrorism
Anne T. Donahue
UH, THANKS
Helpful Elon Musk ideas we will see in the coming years
Jeremy Woodcock
HIS WIIIIIIIIIIIFE
I am beginning to suspect that my husband is Sacha Baron Cohen
Jeremy Woodcock
EXPIRATION DATE
'Sorry I can't make it — I'm busy,' says woman 20 minutes into bad date
Sophie Kohn
COB OR NOTHING!
Summer Plans (Corn Poem)
HOT STUFF
The 5 types of summertime Instagram posts
Anne T. Donahue
CONSPIRACIES
8 childhood cartoons that clearly pushed a globalist, new world order agenda
James Hartnett
SOUL DECISION
Some actors take themselves too seriously
FOR FAX SAKE
I've been saying 'fax me' as a joke for years and now I have thousands of faxes to respond to
Jordanne Brown
ENJOY THE FLIGHT
Ways to discourage your airplane seatmate from striking up a conversation
Sophie Kohn
TROUBLE CLEF
Less successful summer music festivals
Sophie Kohn
RISKY BUSINESS
Tom Cruise to unnecessarily do all own stunts for new animated film
Jeremy Woodcock
SWEDEHEARTS
IKEA HEKTAR lamp can predict with startling accuracy which new lovebirds are doomed
Sophie Kohn
NOTHING FANCY
Here's what it's like to be Paul Giamatti's personal chef
Jeremy Woodcock
MARTHA CHAVES
Canada has two different seasons
CBC MOMEDY
Toronto condos to come with a mom who asks you to go through the stuff in her basement and decide what to keep
Sophie Kohn
OLD NEWS
Babe Ruth could not compete in today's Major Leagues! He would be 123 years old!
Jeremy Woodcock
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
Love developed on the Internet
Jon Blair
AGING
A look inside Canada's Celine Dion–themed retirement home
Sophie Kohn
ESCAPE
A Canadian translation of the Piña Colada song
Jeremy Woodcock