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Jesus_M_Christ

  1. Navy Seals have just been upgraded to Navy Great White Sharks Il y a environ 16 heures via web
  2. Obama's poppin champagne like he won the championship game. Il y a environ 17 heures via web
  3. BTW, a BUNCH of New Yorkers just shit in a box up here and mailed it to Hell - attn. Osama - c/o The Devil. Il y a environ 17 heures via web
  4. Does anyone else think it's a little insensitive to talk about Osama dying so soon after the Royal Wedding? Il y a environ 17 heures via web
  5. The Devil is officially pissed. He had to leave a fiddlin' competition down in Georgia early to file is Osama paperwork. Il y a environ 17 heures via web
  6. I've waited years to send Osama Bin Laden to Hell. I'm going to enjoy this. Il y a environ 17 heures via web
  7. Keep your head up, Osama. LMAO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg Il y a environ 17 heures via web
  8. Satan just told me he's lining up 72 virgins for Osama. First up? Gary Coleman! Il y a environ 18 heures via web
  9. Hey Osama....GOTCHA MUTHAFUCKER!!! Il y a environ 18 heures via web
  10. Pulp Fiction is the reason my wallet says "BAD MOTHER FUCKER" Il y a environ 21 heures via web
  11. The only thing he can contort and twist more than the truth is his hair #Trumpfact Il y a environ 21 heures via web
  12. I guess all of us who are still up are saying fuck church tomorrow, yeah? 11:28 PM Apr 30th via web
  13. #wwjd?....yer mom. #boomroasted 7:29 PM Apr 30th via web
  14. Traded the crown of thorns in for a Burger King crown. Sweet relief. 6:03 PM Apr 30th via web
  15. I know the Jews aren't into Easter but I wonder if they have a soft spot for Gold Brick Eggs? 3:32 PM Apr 30th via web
  16. #thatminiheartattackwhen Lady Gaga's "Judas" comes on 2:44 PM Apr 30th via web
  17. Some of you guys are saying some nasty things about my Dad. And I just want to let you know they're all true. 2:31 PM Apr 30th via web
  18. I bet when twitter sends out an email that says "You're now being followed by Jesus" it's got to freak you the fuck out. 8:50 PM Apr 29th via web